BlueShift Media A2: March 2012

We have decided to make our album cover resemble the front cover of magazines which would appeal to yuppie culture, titled Justice. This allows for a degree of creativity as we assemble headlines to be put on the cover which will hopefully provide a satirical viewpoint on yuppie culture.

Headline Possibilities:

1. How To Get Blood Out Of Your Favourite Suit.

5. Is An Overdose The New Axe To The Face?

2. Liam Mackel, 'Leave Overpopulation To Me'

3. Is Murder the New Black

4. 'The Power of the Suit', Interview With Huey Lewis

5. Liam Mackel 'If You Need a Friend Get A Dog, This Is Business'

6. Women and Occupying Their Bed

7. Top 10 ways to dispose of a body

Possible Quotes:
"Every man has his passion; some like whist, I prefer killing people."

"What I did is not such a great harm, with all these surplus women nowadays. Anyway, I had a good time."

"I didn't want to hurt them, I only wanted to kill them."

"People like me don't come from films. Them films come from people like me."

"Every man to his own tastes. Mine is for corpses."

"My first murder was thrilling because I had embarked on the career I had chosen for myself, the
career of murder."

"The only thing they can get me for is running a funeral parlor without a license."

"After my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment , the sound of my own blood gushing from my neck? That would be the best pleasure to end all pleasure. "

"Big deal, death comes with the territory. See you in Disneyland."

Possible Interview Questions:

Q. Congratulations on your Justice Man Of The Year award. How does it feel?
A. Well thanks, I'm just glad that after the homeless case people got to know the real me, people didn't know I was just a normal guy, ya know, I paint, I play sports.... I bowl. Murders a very small but public part of my life. People need to get over it.

Q. What first attracted you to your, lets say, unorthodox hobby?

A. Well, Every man has his passion; some like fishing, I prefer killing people. My first murder was thrilling because I had embarked on the career I had chosen for myself, the

career of murder.

Q. Do you ever feel any remorse.

A. I didn't get to sit in this chair through remorse. What I did is not such a great harm, with all these surplus women nowadays. I did the good decent working class guy a favour. Anyway, I had a good time. But if those working class pigs don't stop being so goddamn pathetic the'll be next. For gods sake at least die with dignity.

Q. Do you have a method, weapon of choice or tips for the readers?

A. It really changes with my mood. Recently I've got my hands on some contaminated pills that work well for large groups, for when your feeling lazy. No mess as well, little tip for your readers there.

Q. And I suppose no mess is good for avoiding the police?

A. Look the only thing they can get me for is running a funeral parlor without a license.

Q. So whats next for Liam Mackel?

A. Im going to Disneyland!

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